What are Your Kids “Saying”?

Not much prose needed here. Just another good story that makes parents aware of the lingo their kids are using online. Study it. Know it.

Oh, and in case you ccan’t seem to decipher things as you see them, PC Padora computer monitoring software is another good trick to help you know what your kids are saying online… it’ll record everything so you can go back and look at things at your own pace.

:) ALMOST FRIDAY!

May 25, 2009
What Acronyms Are Your Kids Using?
By LILY FU, MYFOX NATIONAL

It may be an old list, but it doesn’t change the fact that parents want to decipher what it is their kids are reading and how they’re communicating online.

A list of 50 acronyms parents should know was originally published by NetLingo several years ago, but is now being circulated online. Phrases like “LOL” and “BRB” might be well-known, but do you know what “8″ means? How about “FMLTWIA”?

Many people acknowledge that they’ve never heard of some of the terms. “I honestly have to say I have never seen most of these terms,” Sascha Segan of PC Magazine told Fox News. “It looks like a lot of them come from online sex chat rooms, and not just any chat rooms, but sadomasochistic ones.”

Erin Jansen, founder of NetLingo, acknowledges that not all of the terms on the list are used by everyone; some are very regional in nature. But she argues these are still the kinds of things parents should be informed of.

“It’s a good overview of what parents ought to be aware of, even if their kids aren’t going to these weird chat rooms, because kids pick them up anyway,” Jansen told Fox. “It’s like when I was young and my friends and I looked up dirty words in the dictionary.”

But concern about kids’ online safety is still on many parents’ minds. NetLingo reports that 95 percent of parents don’t recognize the lingo kids use to let people know their parents are watching and 89 percent of sexual solicitations are made either in chat rooms or instant messages.

Here’s the list of acronyms every parent should know:

  1. 8 Oral sex
  2. 1337 Elite
  3. 143 I love you
  4. 182 I hate you
  5. 459 I love you
  6. 1174 Nude club
  7. 420 Marijuana
  8. ADR Address
  9. ASL Age/Sex/Location
  10. Banana Penis
  11. CD9 or Code 9 Parents are around
  12. DUM Do You Masturbate?
  13. DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
  14. FB F*** Buddy
  15. FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  16. FOL Fond of Leather
  17. GNOC Get Naked On Cam
  18. GYPO Get Your Pants Off
  19. IAYM I Am Your Master
  20. IF/IB In the Front or In the Back
  21. IIT Is It Tight?
  22. ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance
  23. IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
  24. IWSN I Want Sex Now
  25. J/O Jerking Off
  26. KFY or K4Y Kiss For You
  27. Kitty Vagina
  28. KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
  29. MorF Male or Female
  30. LMIRL Let’s Meet In Real Life
  31. MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
  32. WYCM Will You Call Me?
  33. MOS Mom Over Shoulder
  34. MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy
  35. NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
  36. NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
  37. NMU Not Much, You?
  38. P911 Parent Alert
  39. PAL Parents Are Listening
  40. PAW Parents Are Watching
  41. PIR Parent In Room
  42. POS Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
  43. PRON Porn
  44. Q2C Quick To Cum
  45. RU/18 Are You Over 18?
  46. RUH Are You Horny?
  47. S2R Send To Receive
  48. SorG Straight or Gay
  49. TDTM Talk Dirty To Me

And Parenting.com recently released a few tips on how to keep your kids safe online:

  • Put your computer in a central location — There’s no better way of keeping an eye on things than to wander by and casually ask “Hey, what Web site is that?”
  • Ask questions — Keep your conversations with your kids positive or neutral. “Who are you communicating with?” or “Which Web sites did you visit today?” are better than “You’re on the computer too much” or “Don’t look at that Web site.” It will only antagonize or upset your kids.
  • Web site monitoring software — There is software that approves and blocks the sites that kids can see. Or you can install software that records all data that’s sent, received, downloaded and viewed. There is also software that allows you to see what sites your kids are viewing in real time from a remote computer.


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